Julia

“You're free to wear whatever you want, you know that."

"Yes, sir. And then I thought about Dee. And I watched the king when he was talking to you, and... well, I can wear what I like, sir. That's the point. I don't have to wear something just because other people don't want me to. Anyway, it made me look a rather stupid lettuce."

"That's all a bit complicated for me, Cheery."

"It's probably a dwarf thing, sir."

"And a female thing," said Vimes.

"Well, sir... yes. A dwarf thing and a female thing," said Cheery. "And they don't come much more complicated than that.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

“...William wondered why he always disliked people who said 'no offense meant.' Maybe it was because they found it easier to to say 'no offense meant' than actually to refrain from giving offense.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Truth: Stage Adaptation

“Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

“Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it."

"No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men