Mel Newmark

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“I read once that explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog." Mark said. "You find out how it works, but the frog dies in the process.”
― Cassandra Clare, Lady Midnight

“That's fifty dollars."

"For what?" Meredith said. "You want a lap dance?"

"Why, are you practicing for after graduation?"

"Bite me."

"Ask nicely.”
― M.L. Rio, If We Were Villains

“… entertainment recently has left be absolutely gobsmacked - because it’s just so fucking gay.”
― Jill Gutowitz, Girls Can Kiss Now: Essays