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“You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have!”
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“Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy”
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“Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer”
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“Clear? Huh! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.”
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“In a Chicago cafe the other night, an elderly man passed a table.
“There goes George,” observed an onlooker. “When he was young, he was a handsome guy and had many companies. Left a wife and two kids to starve, and ran off with another woman. And now look at him. Old, broke and very sad.”
“That’s the way-it-goes,” nodded Elly Kleinman. “Time wounds all heels.”
― The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx
“There goes George,” observed an onlooker. “When he was young, he was a handsome guy and had many companies. Left a wife and two kids to starve, and ran off with another woman. And now look at him. Old, broke and very sad.”
“That’s the way-it-goes,” nodded Elly Kleinman. “Time wounds all heels.”
― The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx
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