Mariarosa Buzzo

“I’m not one to judge, but it just feels strange that anyone would bring a sword to what is obviously a gun fight.”
― Jennifer Cody, The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer

“I never fuck up,” I declare indignantly. “Sometimes my genius just gets distracted.”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“Sweet baby Jesus,” I whisper.
Andrew rolls his eyes. “I keep telling you, Noah, he was just some random do-gooder sorcerer. Look him up in the archives—by all accounts, he was a nice guy, but he came really close to outing the community with his insistence on helping humans.”
“Forget about history,” Alistair insists. “I want to hear more about this porn party. Exactly what does it involve?”
With a shrug, Andrew finally moves away from the door toward his desk. “Well, there are different kinds. The most fun include sex, of course. But since I have no desire to get naked with David—”
“Hey!” David exclaims, then shakes his head. “Why am I complaining about that?”
― Louisa Masters, One Bite With a Vampire

“You are so good at this interrogating stuff, I’d love to take notes,” I say as I pull out my notepad and write at the top: A How-To Guide to Being Evil.”
― Alice Winters, How to Vex a Vampire