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Steve  Martin
“I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night.”
Steve Martin, Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
tags: humor

Steve  Martin
“All of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.”
Steve Martin

Steve  Martin
“I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?”
Steve Martin

Steve  Martin
“I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.”
Steve Martin

Steve  Martin
“Be so good they can't ignore you.”
Steve Martin

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