Phoenix

“You better have a massive dick to back up that attitude or else people will be mighty disappointed.”  “Care to bring out a ruler and test your theory?”  “I left my magnifying glass at home, so maybe tomorrow.”
― Lauren Asher, The Fine Print

“A kiss for a secret.”  “I’ve never heard of this game.” I smirk.  “That’s because it’s exclusively ours.”
― Lauren Asher, The Fine Print

“It’s like she shits sprinkles and consumes rainbows for sustenance.”
― Lauren Asher, The Fine Print

“To the girls who dream of meeting a prince
but end up falling for the misunderstood villain.”
― Lauren Asher, The Fine Print