Dominique Havermann

“I have done extensive research and, almost universally, found that the people who view my blurbs and observations as “anti-family” are dicks.”
― Jim Gaffigan, Dad Is Fat

“Nothing shocks me anymore...except pure intentions.”
― Donna Lynn Hope

“how a person treats their waitress is a great indication of their character.”
― Amy Poehler, Yes Please

“Thinking was torment; why not give up thinking, and drift and dream? But the misery of the world, she thought, forces me to think. Or was that a pose? Was she not seeing herself in the becoming attitude of the one who points to his bleeding heart? to whom the miseries of the world are misery, when in fact, she thought, I do not love my kind. Again she saw the ruby-splashed pavement, and faces mobbed at the door of the picture palace; apathetic, passive faces; the faces of people drugged with cheap pleasures; who had not even the courage to be themselves, but must dress up, imitate, pretend.”
― Virginia Woolf, The Years