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Justin’s Quotes

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

tags: classic-insult, funeral, funny, humor

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“You know, when you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go "Jeez... what have you been doing - jumping rope in the attic or something?"..."Umm, no... I peeled an orange about an hour ago, why?”
― Kevin James

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“Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?
Mac MacGuff: What?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um...
Mac MacGuff: *Or*...?
Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

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“We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. Heroes or victims. Letting history tell us how good or bad we are. Letting our past decide our future. Or we can decide for ourselves. And maybe it's our job to invent something better.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

tags: identity

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“Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events. ”
― Diablo Cody, Juno: The Shooting Script

tags: babies, humor

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داستان كوتاه — 3332 members — last activity Aug 13, 2025 09:15AM
گروهي براي علاقمندان به داستان كوتاه اينجا گرد هم اومديم تا داستان بخونيم ، داستان بنويسيم ، با هم حرف بزنيم و حداقل چند دقيقه دلمشغولي هاي بي انتها ...more

BHS Twilight Fans — 26 members — last activity Oct 13, 2008 10:44AM
This is a group for all students at Batesville High School! It has been created for all fans of the Twilight series who want to discuss the books. We ...more

Excelling Authors — 1699 members — last activity Oct 21, 2022 05:10PM
Excelling Authors welcomes all authors and non-authors to this group. Founded in 2008, by Dee Dee M. Scott, Excelling Authors was created with the adv ...more

Dance Lovers!!!! — 31 members — last activity Jul 24, 2015 03:25PM
Anyone who takes dance lessons or has been for a long time and loves it!

Fantasy Roleplay — 20 members — last activity Feb 26, 2009 03:59PM
This group is based on the "Enchanted forest chronicles". Even if you havent read these books I am sure you will have fun in this group. If you join m ...more

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