“God is an absent parent who demands loyalty despite never being around...”
― Hell Followed With Us
― Hell Followed With Us
“Another secret of the universe: Sometimes pain was like a storm that came out of nowhere. The clearest summer could end in a downpour. Could end in lightning and thunder.”
― Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe
― Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe
“I... I... am not good with words, or with trying to communicate my thoughts. People always think I'm weird, so it's easier if I never talk.”
― The Charm Offensive
― The Charm Offensive
“Baz takes me to a Starbucks to use the facilities, and when I come out—with a massive rainbow-striped Frappuccino—he’s shouting at Penny: “Thirty-one hours to San Diego?!” “That can’t be right,” Penny says. “That’s like driving from London to Moscow. Let me see.” Baz has been looking at her phone, and she takes it back. “But it’s the same country,” she says.”
― Wayward Son
― Wayward Son
“You're allowed to want the romance parts without the sex parts. Or the sex parts without the romance parts. All of those feelings are valid. You're deserving of a relationship in whatever form you want it.”
― The Charm Offensive
― The Charm Offensive
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