Kurlann

“There is a great need for a sarcasm font.”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

“You hit me again," I said, growing oddly annoyed.
"Ya think?" Evil Riggs said. Smart-ass.
"Part of my brain hurts. I demand to know what that part of my brain is called and what its job is.”
― Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

“That took balls."

"Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two.”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
― Mark Twain