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“I make music one note at a time, just as did Mozart. Tomorrow night you’ll get to hear the second note in my masterpiece symphony.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“Some men are dedicated to golf like I'm addicted to cheese. We have real problems, but somehow only the alcoholics get to claim a disease.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“Women glance at hands like men stare at asses. Why do you think attractive men are called handsome?”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“Who doesn't love the smell of gasoline? That's why I decided to make it into a scent for my handcrafted soap. You can use it in the shower, or you can melt it down and use it to fuel your car if things with Iran continue to escalate.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“The key to being humorous is being wealthy. The richer you are, the funnier you are to women, and no matter what you say they'll be laughing and giggling.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
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