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“People ask me if I like golfing, and I look at them and reply, "Does The Pope wipe his ass with tuna fish sandwiches?" That response is NOT sponsored by Subway.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“I was allowed exclusive access to Project Looking Glass' future-viewing telescope, and there's good news and bad news. The good is the game of golf manages to live on after you starve to death, and the bad is you'll never get to realize just how meaningless you are to the sport.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“Some men are dedicated to golf like I'm addicted to cheese. We have real problems, but somehow only the alcoholics get to claim a disease.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“I love cola-flavored soda—especially if it's authentically brown colored and manufactured by the government. It reminds me that Soviet Russia never produced any great golfers, and that is the only mistake made by the game over the centuries.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“When I golf, I use just enough strokes to create a masterpiece, like I'm a painter. The score I post up would look great on a museum wall.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
Shawna’s 2024 Year in Books
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