Shawna

“Women glance at hands like men stare at asses. Why do you think attractive men are called handsome?”
― Jarod Kintz, Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

“I love cola-flavored soda—especially if it's authentically brown colored and manufactured by the government. It reminds me that Soviet Russia never produced any great golfers, and that is the only mistake made by the game over the centuries.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“Do you know why a Moscow Mule is served in a copper mug? Because copper is a conduit for electrical power, and that makes it the ultimate energy drink.”
― Jarod Kintz, Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

“I give piano lessons. Do I know how to play the piano? Of course not. But you know the saying: Those who can’t do, teach.”
― Jarod Kintz, Whenever you're here, I'm there for you