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“They say those who can't do, teach. That's why today I'm pleased to announce I'm giving golfing lessons.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“Some men are dedicated to golf like I'm addicted to cheese. We have real problems, but somehow only the alcoholics get to claim a disease.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy, your golfing days are over.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“People ask me if I like golfing, and I look at them and reply, "Does The Pope wipe his ass with tuna fish sandwiches?" That response is NOT sponsored by Subway.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“I was allowed exclusive access to Project Looking Glass' future-viewing telescope, and there's good news and bad news. The good is the game of golf manages to live on after you starve to death, and the bad is you'll never get to realize just how meaningless you are to the sport.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
Shawna’s 2025 Year in Books
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