Joss Ratcliffe

“His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans -- and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

“Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.”
― Aristophanes

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country