Amy

“He has a golf swing like a Bukowski line. It's slightly rough, but it's got a shape that knifes through time.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“I was allowed exclusive access to Project Looking Glass' future-viewing telescope, and there's good news and bad news. The good is the game of golf manages to live on after you starve to death, and the bad is you'll never get to realize just how meaningless you are to the sport.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“When I golf, I use just enough strokes to create a masterpiece, like I'm a painter. The score I post up would look great on a museum wall.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“A cigarette is just rolled up leaves, which makes it a smokable salad burrito. That makes the golfer John Daly a health advocate.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear