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“Golf is the only sport where you can't tell how good a player might be by glancing at their physical form. I've seen some real slobs shoot scores so low the number is almost their age.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“When I golf, I use just enough strokes to create a masterpiece, like I'm a painter. The score I post up would look great on a museum wall.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“Many people have accused me of having a Coach Face. I may not be able to get you to improve your golf game, but I sure will have fun verbally abusing you while you play.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“People ask me if I like golfing, and I look at them and reply, "Does The Pope wipe his ass with tuna fish sandwiches?" That response is NOT sponsored by Subway.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy, your golfing days are over.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
Charles’s 2025 Year in Books
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