“I love cola-flavored soda—especially if it's authentically brown colored and manufactured by the government. It reminds me that Soviet Russia never produced any great golfers, and that is the only mistake made by the game over the centuries.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“When I golf, I use just enough strokes to create a masterpiece, like I'm a painter. The score I post up would look great on a museum wall.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“Golf is the only sport where you can't tell how good a player might be by glancing at their physical form. I've seen some real slobs shoot scores so low the number is almost their age.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“Many people have accused me of having a Coach Face. I may not be able to get you to improve your golf game, but I sure will have fun verbally abusing you while you play.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“Some men are dedicated to golf like I'm addicted to cheese. We have real problems, but somehow only the alcoholics get to claim a disease.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
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