“Do you know who profits most in a gold rush? Mining suppliers—merchants. Today that includes marketers, because they're selling an idea or lifestyle. It's why golf's richest men aren't the pro players.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“He has a golf swing like a Bukowski line. It's slightly rough, but it's got a shape that knifes through time.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“I have a golf swing like a Rosary dangling off a car's rearview mirror. I hope watching me play makes you realize Catholicism isn't for you.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“Many people have accused me of having a Coach Face. I may not be able to get you to improve your golf game, but I sure will have fun verbally abusing you while you play.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“I golf like a Jackson Pollock painting, but that's balanced out by the fact that I paint like Jack Nicklaus golfs. My record is finishing in 63 strokes.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
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