Ella

“Could you do a glamour and turn into something smaller?" I asked it. "Preferably not a chain, since it's no longer the 1990s?"

The sword didn't reply (duh), but I imagined it was humming at a more interrogative pitch, like, Such as what?

"I dunno. Something pocket-size and innocuous. A pen, maybe?"

The sword pulsed, almost like it was laughing. I imagined it saying, A pen sword. That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.”
― Rick Riordan, The Sword of Summer

“Bow. A moment later I pulled a newly transformed, silver and slightly glowing archer’s bow from my bag. Daniel stared at me in disbelief. “You carry a bow in your purse?” “Well, with all the lipstick and perfume there was no room for a machete. Yes, I carry a bow in my purse, Daniel.”
― Geanna Culbertson, Crisanta Knight: Protagonist Bound

“Like your zodiac sign?’ Percy asked. ‘I’m a Leo.’ ‘No, stupid,’ Leo said. ‘I’m a Leo. You’re a Percy.”
― Rick Riordan, Heroes of Olympus: The Complete Series

“The only thing fair about life is how unfair it is to everyone”
― Megumi Fushiguro