John Ginn

“There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.”
― Benjamin Disraeli

“The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you?”
― W.C. Fields, W. C. Fields: 2

“A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was getting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.”
― Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer Abroad