The Countess Lia

“Take wrong turns. Talk to strangers. Open unmarked doors. And if you see a group of people in a field, go find out what they are doing. Do things without always knowing how they’ll turn out.”
― Randall Munroe

“Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.”
― Randall Munroe

“It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.”
― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions

“Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, "No one leaves here alive," that's your cue.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor