Cristel Smith

“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.”
― Brigham Young

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
― Frank Kaiser

“Better to be strong than pretty and useless.”
― Lilith Saintcrow, Strange Angels

“I like men who have a future and women who have a past.”
― Oscar Wilde