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Jarod Kintz
“A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Jarod Kintz
“The reason it’s hard for men to say “I love you” is because those three words represent 10% of the average man’s vocabulary.”
Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Steven Wright
“My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.”
Steven Wright

Jarod Kintz
“If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’re sick? Well why don’t you come in to work and we’ll have a look at it.”
Jarod Kintz, $3.33

Jarod Kintz
“Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.”
Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

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