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Jarod Kintz
“I’m always the last in love by exactly one person.”
Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Steven Wright
“My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.”
Steven Wright

Jarod Kintz
“I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car.”
Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Steven Wright
“The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.”
Steven Wright

Jarod Kintz
“You can tell a lot about a person's character by how they do life's menial tasks. For example, I saw my neighbor washing dishes, and I could immediately tell that he was an adulterer by the way my wife's naked body glistened through his kitchen window.”
Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

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