Danielle

“Golf is probably a CIA psyop. Think about it. Golf is the only thing that tames the wild FloridaMan. It turns even the hilariously hostile into the docile.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“The moon is a golf ball in the sky. My motto is this: If you can’t hit a hole in one, fake it in a film studio.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“I watched the cheese melt in the microwave—along with the surrounding plastic. I forgot to take it out of its package before use, just like my golf game.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“A cigarette is just rolled up leaves, which makes it a smokable salad burrito. That makes the golfer John Daly a health advocate.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear