Dennis McMahon

“it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance”
― William Shakespeare, Macbeth

“Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.”
― Chelsea Handler

“You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.”
― Tom Waits

“his lips drink water
but his heart drinks wine”
― E.E. Cummings