Ashley

“I’m a fuckin’ honey badger and by this claw”— she held her hand up—“ I fuckin’ rule.”
― Shelly Laurenston, Badger to the Bone

“I’ll dismember you while you’re still breathing. And, in case you’re concerned, because it seems like you’d be concerned—you’re clearly very caring—I won’t miss a lick of sleep or have any PTSD over it. Your screams will mean nothing to me, because I won’t give a fuck. Why? Because I’m a cunt. I’m a raving, raging cunt.”
― Shelly Laurenston, Badger to the Bone

“Don’t be a drag, just be a queen.”
― Celia Kyle, Sealed with a Purr

“I don’t always have to be right, I just need to make sure you realize you’re always wrong. Are we on the same page here? No? Lemme get you a bookmark.”
― Celia Kyle, Big Furry Deal