Kevin Smith

“So Jason, in England, do you eat these ‘Farmer burgers?’” Wong Tong asked.
“Farmer burgers? I don’t know what they are?”
“Maybe I have the name wrong. I remember the name from the song,” Wong Tong explained.
“What song?” Jason asked.
“You know the ‘E, I, E, I, O’ song.”
‘E, I, E, I, O’ song?
Jason started to roar with laughter. He tried to speak but was laughing, much to the annoyance of Wong Tong. He held his chest, laughing still hurt his ribs.
“You mean the ‘Old Macdonald had a farm’ song. You mean Macdonald’s burgers,” he said, laughing. “Yes, I have had them. They’re good.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Revenge

“He's given me enough homework to last ten years. I'm gonna die of nerdism.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Absolutely Nothing

“Jason’s entire body started to tremble, his pupils dilated. If they had tried to provoke him, they had finally succeeded and woken a human hurricane with a sting worse than a Fattail Scorpion.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Absolutely Nothing

“What sort of place lets you drive and vote and fuck before it lets you drink a beer?” ~Mark Cooper”
― Lisa Henry, Mark Cooper versus America