“White people love rock climbing almost more than they love camping. This is
because the activity affords them the opportunity to be outside, to use a carabiner for something other than their keys, and to purchase a whole new set of expensive activity-specific clothing and accessories.”
― Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
  because the activity affords them the opportunity to be outside, to use a carabiner for something other than their keys, and to purchase a whole new set of expensive activity-specific clothing and accessories.”
― Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
      “White people are drawn to farmer’s markets like moths to a flame. In fact, white people have such strong instincts that if
you release a white person into a random Saturday morning they will return to you with a reusable bag full of fruits and vegetables.”
― Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
  you release a white person into a random Saturday morning they will return to you with a reusable bag full of fruits and vegetables.”
― Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
      “When it comes to the subject it's best to understand that
white people do not recognize public transit as a viable option until a subway line is built that runs directly from their house to their work.”
― Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
  white people do not recognize public transit as a viable option until a subway line is built that runs directly from their house to their work.”
― Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
      “The first stage of camping always involves a trip to an outdoor equipment store like REI. These stores are well known for their abundance of white customers and their extensive inventory of things for white people to buy and only use once.”
    
― Whiter Shades of Pale: The Stuff White People Like, Coast to Coast, from Seattle's Sweaters to Maine's Microbrews
  ― Whiter Shades of Pale: The Stuff White People Like, Coast to Coast, from Seattle's Sweaters to Maine's Microbrews
      “All white people are born with a singular mission in life in order to pass from regular whitehood into ultra-whitehood. Just as Muslims have to visit Mecca, all white people must eventually renovate a house before they can be complete.”
    
― Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
  ― Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
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