Gabby

“To all that come to this happy place, welcome. Disneyland is your land. Here age relives fond memories of the past, and here youth may savor the challenge and promise of the future. Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams, and the hard facts that have created America... with hope that it will be a source of joy and inspiration to all the world.”
― Walt Disney

“If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.”
― Stephen Colbert

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.”
― George Carlin