Megan Jenkins

“When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.”
― Johnny Depp

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”
― Johnny Depp

“They say the world used to be bigger. The world's still the same--there's just less in it.”
― Johnny Depp

“Life's pretty good, and why wouldnt it be? I'm a pirate, after all.”
― Johnny Depp