Carla

“I don’t like my circle of friends, so I’m changing them to a square. Love shapes our lives, so why not shape who we love?”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“I lost interest in her because she said the wrong thing. She said nothing.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“I need to take loving to the extreme, as if it were a sport requiring a helmet and parachute. I wonder if @redbull would sponsor me.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale