“I once defenestrated a guy. The cops got all pissed off at me. I was drunk, but they said that was no excuse."
"Ah well," Virgil said. Then, "The guy hurt bad?"
"Cracked his hip. Landed on a Prius. Really fucked up the Prius, too."
"I can tell you, just now is the only time in my life I ever heard 'defenestration' used in a sentence," Virgil said.
"It's a word you learn after you done it," Morton said. "Yup. The New Prague AmericInn, 2009."
Virgil was amazed. "Really? The defenstration of New Prague?”
― Mad River
"Ah well," Virgil said. Then, "The guy hurt bad?"
"Cracked his hip. Landed on a Prius. Really fucked up the Prius, too."
"I can tell you, just now is the only time in my life I ever heard 'defenestration' used in a sentence," Virgil said.
"It's a word you learn after you done it," Morton said. "Yup. The New Prague AmericInn, 2009."
Virgil was amazed. "Really? The defenstration of New Prague?”
― Mad River
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