Beth

“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
― Mark Twain

“The only lies for which we are truly punished are those we tell ourselves.”
― V. S. Naipaul, In a Free State

“I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.”
― David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice