Alexa Kae

“The Indian danced on alone. The crowd clapped up the beat. The Indian danced with a chair. The crowd went crazy. The band faded. The crowd cheered. The Indian held up his hands for silence as if to make a speech. Looking at the band and then the crowd, the Indian said, "Well, what're you waiting for? Let's DANCE.”
― Robert Fulghum, All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten

“I don’t quite know how to respond to people who say that I dance like my genitals are on fire. I usually just blush and brush aside their flattery.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).”
― John D. Rhodes