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Eoin Colfer
“Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.”
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer
“Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?”
Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

Eoin Colfer
“So, what did you get for me?"
Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans."
"What?" croaked Artemis.
"And a T-shirt.”
Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

Eoin Colfer
“Artemis simple-toon”
Eoin Colfer, The Artemis Fowl Files

Eoin Colfer
“Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only been set one task. A hundred applicants were handed a walnut and asked to smash it however they could. Only two succeeded. Pex had shouted at the walnut for a few minutes, then flattened it between his giant palms. Chips had opted for a more controversial method. He placed the walnut on the table, grabbed is interviewer by the ponytail, and used the man's forehead to smash the nut. Both men were hired on the spot. They quickly established themselves as Arno Blunt's most reliable leiutenants for in-house work. They were not allowed outside Chicago, as this could involve map reading, something Pex and Chips were not very good at.”
Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

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