Madeleine

“THERE WERE MEETINGS. There were always meetings. And they were dull, which is part of the reason they were meetings. Dull likes company.”
― Terry Pratchett, Making Money

“The truth has got its boots on,” he said. “It’s going to start kicking.” His eyes narrowed. “I told you to take your hand off that sword!”
― Terry Pratchett, The Truth

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― Terry Pratchett, The Truth

“But the group had the true democracy of the voteless.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Truth