Cheryll Vollmer

“Remember what one of our philosophers once said, 'In the human heart there is a perpetual generation of passions, such that the ruin of one is almost always the foundation of another.”
― Richard Castle, Frozen Heat

“Moderation: a median with no means, praised by those with no misfortunes, practiced by those with no merits.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Jace?" She offered him the glass.
"I am a man," he told her. "And men do not consume pink beverages. Get the gone, woman and bring me something brown."
"Brown?" Isabelle made a face.
"Brown is a manly colour," said Jace and yanked on a stray lock of Isabelle's hair with his free hand. "In fact, look-Alec is wearing it."
Alec looked mournfully down at his sweater. "It was black," he said. "But then it faded."
"You could dress it up with a sequined headband," Magnus suggested.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

“Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy new outfits.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic