Cheryll Vollmer

“Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy new outfits.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Jace?" She offered him the glass.
"I am a man," he told her. "And men do not consume pink beverages. Get the gone, woman and bring me something brown."
"Brown?" Isabelle made a face.
"Brown is a manly colour," said Jace and yanked on a stray lock of Isabelle's hair with his free hand. "In fact, look-Alec is wearing it."
Alec looked mournfully down at his sweater. "It was black," he said. "But then it faded."
"You could dress it up with a sequined headband," Magnus suggested.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass