Jester Plays

“There's nothing like being admonished by a nine-year-old ecoterrorist in training.”
― T.J. Klune, Bear, Otter, and the Kid

“You want to know what it feels like to be castrated? Try having your nine-year-old brother protect you from your ex-girlfriend after you've told her you're in love with a man.”
― T.J. Klune, Bear, Otter, and the Kid

“Oh cripes, I can hardly walk! I think the circulation‟s getting cut off in my legs.”
Shawn's mouth dropped open slightly and he furrowed his eyebrows. “What do you mean?”
“Shawn, I'm wearing every single pair of underpanties that I own. Twenty-six pair.”
― Jeff Erno, Trust Me

“D stared out the window, shoving down the feeling that it might be real nice to sit here and tell Jack Francisco everything about himself, confess things he'd never told nobody, just to feel like somebody cared, and to keep those big blue eyes fixed on him for as long as he could.”
― Jane Seville, Zero at the Bone