Jester Plays

“Well, if you were perfect, then you wouldn't be real. Maybe those things about you that you think I hate are actually the ones I find most interesting...”
― Jeff Erno, Trust Me

“You want to know what it feels like to be castrated? Try having your nine-year-old brother protect you from your ex-girlfriend after you've told her you're in love with a man.”
― T.J. Klune, Bear, Otter, and the Kid

“There's nothing like being admonished by a nine-year-old ecoterrorist in training.”
― T.J. Klune, Bear, Otter, and the Kid

“Oh cripes, I can hardly walk! I think the circulation‟s getting cut off in my legs.”
Shawn's mouth dropped open slightly and he furrowed his eyebrows. “What do you mean?”
“Shawn, I'm wearing every single pair of underpanties that I own. Twenty-six pair.”
― Jeff Erno, Trust Me