Bob Jordan

“Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?"

"And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns." Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. "There are no words. It was like the Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine.”
― Jim Butcher, Ghost Story

“Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

“I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.”
― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

“It would require a singularly stupid man to go hang around in narrow tunnels and cramped spaces alongside a threat like that.

"And I, Harry Dresden, am that man," I stated.”
― Jim Butcher, Ghost Story