Bob Jordan

“Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien

“I have never studied the art of paying compliments to women; but I must say that if all that has been said by orators and poets since the creation of the world in praise of women were applied to the women of America, it would not do them justice for their conduct during this war.”
― Abraham Lincoln

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein