Patti

“Holy water, a couple cloves of garlic, vials of salt, and iron fillings filled the basket, intended to be door prizes for anything that showed up in an attempt to suck my blood, carry me off to faerieland, or sell me stale cookies.”
― Jim Butcher, Death Masks

“My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps.”
― Jim Butcher, Death Masks

“Here's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid gorillas.”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

“Dresden. Am I interrupting something?"

"Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil, but I really don't have enough for two.”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight