Sari Ellen

“We're all in this alone.”
― Lily Tomlin

“These kinds of lost, overeducated mama’s boys were perpetually stumbling down a corridor with two distant exits, one marked HESITANT INTELLECTUAL and the other SHYSTER.”
― Gary Shteyngart, Absurdistan

“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?”
― Lily Tomlin

“Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them. ”
― Lily Tomlin