Sari Ellen

“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”
― Lily Tomlin

“These kinds of lost, overeducated mama’s boys were perpetually stumbling down a corridor with two distant exits, one marked HESITANT INTELLECTUAL and the other SHYSTER.”
― Gary Shteyngart, Absurdistan

“Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them. ”
― Lily Tomlin

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”
― Lily Tomlin