Sari Ellen

“IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE EXISTENCE OF THIS VEHICLE ("THE OBJECT") UNTIL YOU ARE .5 MILES FROM THE SECURITY PERIMETER OF JOHN F. KENNEDY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. BY READING THIS SIGN YOU HAVE DENIED EXISTENCE OF THE OBJECT AND IMPLIED CONSENT.”
― Gary Shteyngart, Super Sad True Love Story

“I'm a citizen of the republic of empathy.”
― Sam Lipsyte

“Let's see if I can write about something other than my heart.”
― Gary Shteyngart, Super Sad True Love Story

“The radio station was playing Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake, a sure sign that things were much worse than they appeared.”
― Gary Shteyngart, Absurdistan