Christopher Jackiewicz

“White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I want a real change. People, I want a president who speaks well, who has a sense of humor. This guy is such a moron! It's beyond the point where it's a joke. He's an idiot.”
― Denis Leary

“I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.”
― Denis Leary

“Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual”
― Denis Leary, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

“Every job has parts of it that are a giant pain in the ass - whether you carry a penis or a purse.”
― Denis Leary, Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid