Katherine

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
― Mark Twain

“To me [Edgar Allan Poe's] prose is unreadable—like Jane Austin's [sic]. No there is a difference. I could read his prose on salary, but not Jane's. Jane is entirely impossible. It seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death.”
― Mark Twain

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.”
― George Bernard Shaw