Aseel Batah

“I feel like saying something back to her. Something like, 'Eat hanger, bitch.' Except that Skeletor here doesn't look like she's eaten anything at all since last October. But I don't say anything, of course. Instead I stand there and take shit from someone who looks like a praying mantis in drag.

- Cat”
― Rebecca Sparrow, Joel and Cat Set the Story Straight

“A person's a person, no matter how small.”
― Dr. Seuss, Horton Hears a Who!

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

“But opposites attract, as they say, and that's certainly true when it comes to Emma Marchetta and me. She's the beauty and I'm the brains. She loves all forms of reality television, would donate a kidney if it meant she could pash Andrew G, is constantly being invited out to parties and other schools' semi formals, and likes any movie featuring Lindsay Lohan. I, on the other hand, have shoulder-length blonde hair, too many freckles and - thanks to years of swimming the fifty-metre butterfly event - swimmer's shoulders and no boobs. In other words, I look like an ironing board with a blonde wig.

- Cat”
― Rebecca Sparrow, Joel and Cat Set the Story Straight