Jody

“I asked for info, and he offered it for a price. Now I’m selling him my security services, and if he doesn’t pay me, I’m going to give him a karate lesson—for free.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“I feel robbing a bank would be the highest form of performance art. No need to pay to see me work. The Federal Reserve is subsidizing it.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale