Connie White

“The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.”
― Erma Bombeck

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
― Erma Bombeck

“Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.”
― Erma Bombeck

“A child needs your love most when he deserves it least”
― Erma Bombeck