Bob

“We had a whole feast prepared by the time the doorbell rang. I flung open the front door in excitement, with a huge grin from ear to ear. It was only fucking Arden.”
― J.B. Trepagnier, The Paranormal Investigation Bureau: The Complete Series

“I don’t understand this modern custom. We all would have died if everyone was sleeping at night!” “Thank you! Now, they expect us to all feel like we are dying getting to work at seven in the morning.” “Why do they do that? Do they know nothing?”
― J.B. Trepagnier, The Museum of the Profane: The Complete Series

“Only those with narrow minds fail to see that the definition of Impossible is ‘Lack of imagination and incentive.’ —SERENA BUTLER”
― Brian Herbert, The Butlerian Jihad

“Fire has no form of its own, but clings to the burning object. Light clings to darkness. —Cogitor philosophy”
― Brian Herbert, The Butlerian Jihad