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Tiffanie’s Quotes

“Don't ever leave me again." -Max
I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang”
― James Patterson

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“It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn”
― James Patterson

tags: fang, funny, max, popcorn, ride

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“Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned.”
― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

tags: expletive, fang, maximum-ride

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“I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless)
Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."
Max: (muttering) "Appropriately enough."
Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)
Max: "No, you're visible."
Iggy: "Am not!"
Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?”
― James Patterson, The Final Warning

tags: fang, gazzy, humor, iggy, invisibility, max, maxride, nudge

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“Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?"
Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."
Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold onto someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?"
"Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert," Iggy said truthfully.”
― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

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