Sandy Kenny

“So you’ve decided to commit a murder.
Congratulations. Simply by purchasing this volume, you’ve already taken the all-important first step toward a successful homicide of which you can be proud, one that would gain you the admiration of your peers, were they ever to learn of it.
This book will see to it that they don’t.”
― Rupert Holmes, Murder Your Employer

“It is simplicity itself to fire one’s employer. All it takes is some kindling and a match.”
― Rupert Holmes, Murder Your Employer

“Mr. Iverson, you've all the timing of a prophylactic salesman in a maternity ward.”
― Rupert Holmes, Murder Your Employer

“I'm afraid I was buried in thought.
Yes, and I'm sure it was a shallow grave.”
― Rupert Holmes, Murder Your Employer