Sandy Kenny

“She figured she’d put a toll booth on that bridge when she came to it.”
― Rupert Holmes, Murder Your Employer

“When a man dies from a bullet entering his chest, it's a homicide.
When a man dies from a meteorite landing on his head, it's a tragedy.
Don't use bullets. Use meteorites
Don't commit a homicide. Commit a Tragedy.
-Guy McMaster”
― Rupert Holmes, Murder Your Employer

“So you’ve decided to commit a murder.
Congratulations. Simply by purchasing this volume, you’ve already taken the all-important first step toward a successful homicide of which you can be proud, one that would gain you the admiration of your peers, were they ever to learn of it.
This book will see to it that they don’t.”
― Rupert Holmes, Murder Your Employer

“Mr. Iverson, you've all the timing of a prophylactic salesman in a maternity ward.”
― Rupert Holmes, Murder Your Employer