Viola Hernandez

“... the more I learned, the more conscious did I become of the fact that I was ridiculous. So that for me my years of hard work at the university seem in the end to have existed for the sole purpose of demonstrating and proving to me, the more deeply engrossed I became in my studies, that I was an utterly absurd person.”
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Dream of a Ridiculous Man

“When all else fails, there's always delusion.”
― Conan O'Brien

“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”
― Yogi Berra

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”
― Steven Wright