Chris Falkner

“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“Any place I hang my head is home.”
― Groucho Marx

“Men want a lot of pals—and they don’t want people to get mad at them.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, If This Isn't Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young

“The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.”
― Groucho Marx