“I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.”
― I Want
― I Want
“What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.”
― I Want
― I Want
“Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.”
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