Wendy Bocock

“You look beautiful in this dress."
"And yet you're trying to take it off."
"You know that look that Jessica gets when she unwraps one of her truffles?" he asked.
"Like she fell into a pool of chocolate with Keanu Reeves and Hugh Jackman swimming toward her?"
He looked at me, his lips quirking. "Have that fantasy often?"
Heh. Who, me?
"Nope. Why would I, when I have you?"
"Nice recovery.”
― Michele Bardsley, Over My Dead Body

“At this point, a spaceship could land on Main Street and Elvis could saunter out singing "Love Me Tender," and I wouldn't be surprised”
― Michele Bardsley, Come Hell or High Water

“I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet