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Wendy Bocock

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Wendy’s Quotes

“At this point, a spaceship could land on Main Street and Elvis could saunter out singing "Love Me Tender," and I wouldn't be surprised”
― Michele Bardsley, Come Hell or High Water

tags: humor

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“I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

tags: t-shirt-quotes

157 likes

“My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave.

Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds of hardships only to die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped lips)”
― Graham Parke

tags: apocalypse, humor, zombie

77 likes

“You look beautiful in this dress."
"And yet you're trying to take it off."
"You know that look that Jessica gets when she unwraps one of her truffles?" he asked.
"Like she fell into a pool of chocolate with Keanu Reeves and Hugh Jackman swimming toward her?"
He looked at me, his lips quirking. "Have that fantasy often?"
Heh. Who, me?
"Nope. Why would I, when I have you?"
"Nice recovery.”
― Michele Bardsley, Over My Dead Body

tags: humor

25 likes